why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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