Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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