U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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