if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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