it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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