It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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