Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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