ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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