at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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