i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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