i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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