If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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