I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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