the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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