Can Purell be used as lube?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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