Well apparently he's into motor boating.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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