I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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