I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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