Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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