U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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