this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
