I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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