People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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