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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I know she was great

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(469): View more from Texas

She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke

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(708): View more from Illinois

Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..

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(817): View more from Texas

If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.

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(415): View more from California

She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car

(831): View more from California

Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.

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