so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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