You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Barsexuality is the new black.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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