The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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