She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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