Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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