your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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