I just pynch a tree in the face
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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