oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
