Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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