and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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