I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
