Whod you bang
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize