Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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