his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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