I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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