Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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