Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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