Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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