i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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