never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
zippers are such a cool invention
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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