I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
