BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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