check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have post one night stand depression
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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