nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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