Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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