gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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