Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
