I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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