I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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