Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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