Ambien. No doubt about it.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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